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Monday, October 25, 2010

A Letter to Slow Drivers in Fast Cars

Dear Idiot in a Fast Car Going Way Too Slow,
I am writing to let you know that I live 20 minutes from all civilization. When I finally come to Old Spanish Trail, I want to go at least the speed limit to get home quick. I have already been driving for 10 minutes and still have another 20. Old Spanish Trail is a one lane, twisty road that I can not easily pass you on. Why are you driving a yellow Ferrari and going 35mph??
I just wanted to let you know that you frustrate and confuse me. I also hate you.

Sincerely,

Lindsey--the girl who just wants to go home

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